NO MORE BLOGGER FOR ME

Well guys, I'm REALLY fucking sick of blogger. It's been a good (short) run, but I think it's about time we move on. Remember when I had a livejournal? Well I have another one that I'll be posting in from now on. Head there and replace your bookmarks because this place no longer has any use for me.

slorkpope.livejournal.com

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/dontmessupthatarwing/old

TONIGHT'S STREAM!

Hey guys! Got in a little early, so we're just gonna fuck around until like 6PM. I plan on playing the Pokemon Movie once more for those who missed it, so if you didn't catch it last Sunday be sure to stop by!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/dontmessupthatarwing/old

SORRY GUYS D:

Well... uhh.... stream kind of ended due to certain reasons. Whe I got locked, mal wasn't theree to fix 40cakes, so I wanted as long as I could. During that wait I realized how fucking tired I was, since I stayed up late cramming for a final (which I didn't even fucking take) last night. So sorry, but no more stream tonight. Come back Wednesday where I'll play Pokemon the First Movie for anyone who missed it!

NEW CHANNEL

livestream.com/dontmessupthatarwing/old

GET IN HERE

FUCK

SO I WAS LOCKED

KEEP HITTING F5 GUYS I'M SETTING UP NEW CHANNEL NOW

THIS IS FOR RAPE AND ADRIAN

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(13)

Don't forget people! 7PM EST!

HOW'S ABOUT ANOTHER HINT?

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(13)

MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS SUNDAY NIGHT'S STREAM AT 7PM EST!

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;)

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/usetheboosttochase/old

I will be severely disappointed if no one knows what that means.

STREAM SCHEDULE (FROM 5/2-5/8)

Hey guys. First off, I should warn you about something. Most of my finals are next week (save for one which is on 5/10), so while there WILL be streams this week, there won't be too many. Still have some work to finish, as well as a lot of studying. So, please don't be TOO upset with this week's stream schedule. I'm almost in the clear! Also, since summer is almost upon us, there's one other thing you should know about. During the summer, there will be less streams going on. Also, the stream schedule will probably be less accurate than usual, since going out to hang with friends is usually a last minute thing. I DO have a social life guys. :P I'll try and get a stream up as much as possible, but most of them will probably start pretty late. Like, around 10PM or so.

Anyways, enough chit-chat. Here's this week's stream schedule!

From 5/2-5/8, all times EST

SUNDAY: EDIT: Changed my mind. There probably WILL be a stream that night, however it won't be until like 7:00pm, and it'll end pretty fucking early. I'll probably have time for one movie. I have a final early in the morning.

MONDAY: 5:30 - ????

TUESDAY: NO STREAM

WEDNESDAY: Should start at 6:30, however it could be earlier or later depending on when my final for that day ends. I'll try to keep you guys updated about this.

THURSDAY: This one is a bit iffy. If there is a stream, it'll be at 5:30pm. Keep in mind that it's not 100% decided yet though. I'll make an update about it once I decide.

FRIDAY: NO STREAM

SATURDAY: 7:00pm - ????

PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE STREAM TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! IF ANYTHING CHANGES I'LL MAKE AN UPDATE ABOUT IT!

Also, just as a heads up, there probably won't be a stream next Sunday either. However, that depends on whether or not I finish my C++ programs and how much studying I get done for that class. You'll know next Friday/Saturday when I get the next stream schedule up.

Well, there ya have it guys! Sorry that you have to wait so long for me to stream, but hey that's life I guess.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/usetheboosttochase/old

VERY VERY VERY BAD NEWS

Oh boy. Ohhhhhh boy..... Hmm.... What's the best way to break this to you guys. Let me think for a minute...

Fuck it, there's no sugarcoating this. I'm taking this week off. All streams are canceled for the rest of the week. I have an overwhelming amount of work and studying to get done, and I really can't have the stream distracting me. Please don't burn me at the stake. D:

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/usetheboosttochase/old

STREAM CANCELED (4/27)

Well, you guys kind of already knew this was gonna happen. Stream's canceled tonight. I have a shit load of work to do. Sorry :(

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/usetheboosttochase/old

NEW CHANNEL

EDIT: http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll/ is back up. Get in here!

LOCKED!

What the hell, I wasn't even streaming a movie or a show. I was streaming fucking pokemon. Oh well. Sit tight guys, making a new channel now.

READ THIS! IMPORTANT!

You guys aren't gunna like it, but it's very VERY likely that I'll be canceling some streams this week. I'm getting close to finals week and theres a SHIT load of work I gotta get done. I'm not sure what streams will be canceled just yet, but it's likely that I'll be canceling tomorrow (4/27), Wednesday, and Friday's stream. However, that's not completely decided yet. Keep checking in, and sorry in advance.

Also, no tonight's stream isn't canceled. However, it will end fairly early (around 11 or 12, possibly even earlier depending on how I'm feeling). I'm trying to get better sleep so I kinda have to stop staying up so late.

One last thing. I'm not really liking blogger (mainly because you can't comment on posts unless you have an account), so I'm thinking about switching back to Livejournal with a different URL. That way I'll have anonymous commenting again. Haven't decided yet, but it's very likely. I'll keep you updated on that.

See ya in the stream tonight! :D

-PORKSLOPE
http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll
http://livestream.com/tryasomersault

WHOOPS SORRY

YES! There is a stream today (Sunday). Sorry for being late. Get in here!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/tryasomersault/old

STREAM SCHEDULE (FROM 4/25-5/1)

Hey guys. Here's this week's stream schedule, and it's actually on time!

From 4/25-5/1, all times EST

SUNDAY: 4:00PM - ????*

MONDAY: 5:30pm - ????

TUESDAY: 7:00pm - ????

WEDNESDAY: 6:30pm - ????*

THURSDAY: 5:30pm - ????

FRIDAY: 4:30pm - ????

SATURDAY: TBD (Possible that there won't be a stream, or if there is it will be very late at night)

*This stream will end earlier than usual due a morning class/work.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE STREAM TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! IF ANYTHING CHANGES, I'LL MAKE AN UPDATE!

SORRY

Due to massive traffic on my way home from college, I'm going to be a lot later than I thought. I'm leaving for college now, so expect the stream to start around 7:15-7:45PM EST, if there's no traffic on the way back that is. Sorry for being so late.

-PORKSLOPE
http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll
http://livestream.com/tryasomersault

GOING TO BE LATE STOP BY AROUND 6

GOING TO BE LATE STOP BY AROUND 6

STREAM CANCELED (4/22)

Sorry guys, but I'm canceling tonights stream. My job called me in for later tonight, and since I really need money, I couldn't really say no. Sorry D:

-PORKSLOPE
http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll
http://livestream.com/tryasomersault/old

GUNNA BE A BIT LATE!

Hey guys. I'm gunna be a half hour to an hour late tonight Gotta get cigarettes after class. Stop by at around 6:45-7:15PM EST. Should be streaming by then.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/tryasomersault/old

STREAM SCHEDULE (FROM 4/21-4/24)

Sorry for taking so long to get this up. Here's the rest of this week's stream schedule!

(4/21-4/21)

All times EST

WEDNESDAY: 6:30pm - ????*

THURSDAY: 5:30pm - ????

FRIDAY: 3:30pm - ????

SATURDAY: 7:45 - ????

*This stream will end earlier than usual due a morning class/work.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE STREAM TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! IF ANYTHING CHANGES, I'LL MAKE AN UPDATE!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/tryasomersault

SORRY GUYS

No stream today. I have some shit to get done before I go to work, and once I get back from work, I'm most likely going to be too exhausted to stream anything. Check the blog at around 10:30PM EST for the weeks' stream schedule (I promise!).

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/tryasomersault

40CAKES IS UP

Guys, something tells me that some people are having trouble getting into the chat through livestream. If this is the case for you, just use tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll. It's up now.

-PORKSLOPE

NEW CHANNEL

livestream.com/tryasomersault/old

Mal's fixing up my 40cakes channel right now so head in there until he's done.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Was locked. Setting up a new channel now so keep hitting f5!

STREAM TONIGHT (4/19)

Hey guys. Sorry to say, but the stream will start a bit later than I expected. Stop by at around 7:00PM EST. I should be back by then.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/herpyderpy/old

STREAM TONIGHT (4/18)

Hey guys. I'm just about to leave for college. Expect me to start at around 9:15PM EST.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/herpyderpy

TONIGHT - KICK-ASS

Y'know, I just realized. I've never streamed a recent movie. Recent as in it just came out. That's gunna change tonight. I don't know exactly when the stream will start, but I'll make an update just before I leave for college. Check into the blog around 8 or 9PM EST for an update. Tonight, I'll be showing Kick-Ass for anyone who wants to see it.

!!!WARNING!!!

As you probably guessed, it's cam quality. Sound quality aint that great and neither is video quality. However, it IS watchable. Be glad I'm saving you 10 bucks at the movies.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/herpyderpy/old

THE AGE OF THE BUTTHURT

Well, I can assume that most of you aren't too pleased with me right now. After all, I canceled yesterdays stream without even making an update. I apologize for that. Now as for today's stream. I'll probably be out today, so the stream will start around 10 or 11 PM EST. Really sorry for yesterday guys. It's just that the weekends are turning into the shittiest times for the stream.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/herpyderpy/old

KICKASS - A REVIEW

*breaths in*

I've never really been a fan of movie theaters. They cost a shit load, the food costs a shit load, and if you didn't like the movie you went to see, well thats 11 bucks down the drain. For me, going to see a movie at a theater is a gamble. You'll either end up with a good movie or a shitty one. Of course, you can always take steps to lessen the risk by reading reviews and watching trailers, but I've never really been the type to read up on a movie before I watch it. For me, the best way to go and see a movie is to know almost nothing about it, and such was the case for my midnight viewing of the brand new movie Kick-Ass. So, is it a good movie? Should you go and see it? Read on.

When I first saw the trailer for it, I was instantly hyped, which is very rare for me. The last movie I've ever been hyped for was District 9. I honestly couldn't wait for this movie to come out. However, I got the feeling that the story was very Watchmen like. Luckily, the movie itself doesn't give off the feeling of a Watchmen parody. It's funny, creative, filled with action, and as the movie title goes, kick ass.

The movie wastes no time in setting up the movie. A comic nerd and his friends discuss the reason why no one has ever tried to become a super hero. Filled with desire, he decides to change that by becoming the ridiculously dressed super hero "Kick-Ass." His first outing isn't quite successful, however he learns from his mistakes and pushes himself to become the best ass kicker he can be. While not the most sophisticated fighter, he gains popularity throughout the world and becomes a well known vigilante. That's the basic gist of the story, but there's so much more packed into this movie that I'd rather not spoil for you all. Bottom line, the story is a not so unique idea turned into something interesting, creative, and unique.

Let's quickly breeze through all the aspects of the movie. First off, the acting. The characters all give great performances, even if some of them are a little odd. For instance, one of the super heroes (played by Nicholas Cage), dressed suspiciously like Batman, gives off a bit of an Adam West performance while playing his super hero alter ego. It's funny, yet somehow odd at the same time. The action scenes are great, especially the ones with Hit Girl, another vigilante super hero who just happens to be 11 years old. They're intense and engaging. Thanks to the well written story, you feel attached to the characters which makes the fight scenes more enjoyable. Unfortunately, nothing really stood out in the music department, though that could be because I was too focused on the movie to even notice the music. What really surprised me about this movie was the humor. While I knew that there was going to be some comedy in the film, I didn't expect to be laughing and smiling as much as I did.

However, that's not to say that there aren't a few things wrong with the movie. For instance, the beginning of the movie seems to drag on a bit. I suppose it's necessary to introduce the characters, their motives, and all other crucial information. However, I definitely feel that they could have cut some footage from the high school sub plot, and not only in the beginning. There are some scenes that seem a little out of place, and a few awkward moments here and there. Also, the ending kind of angered me. I'm not the type of person who likes cliffhangers at the end of movies, especially if you haven't even planned a sequel. I won't give anything away, just know that there's one small scene at the very end that may or may not annoy you. Also, some of the plot twists are obvious not too long before they happen. There's also one other thing about the movie that bothered me. At some parts, it seems that the movie is trying too hard to be surprising and suspenseful. While it doesn't really deter from the movie, it was pretty obvious that the movie was pulling every trick it could to keep the audience engaged. Did it work? Well... yes it did.

Kick-Ass was everything I expected it to be. No more, no less. While it has the potential, it comes short of being a masterpiece. However, despite the minor gripes I have with the film, I can still recommend it to anyone who likes comedy, action, and suspense in a movie. While not the greatest superhero movie, it's still a fun and exciting ride. You all owe it to yourselves to see it.

Final Rating: 8/10

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

http://livestream.com/herpyderpy/old

READ THIS!

Hey guys. There's been a bit of a change. There's a new 40cakes link. Here it is.

tv.40cakes.com/barrelroll

Yep, no more /porkslope.

-PORKSLOPE

NEW CHANNEL (FUCKING AGAIN)

Livestream's either monitoring this blog or 40cakes.

Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

livestream.com/herpyderpy/old

-PORKSLOPE

FUCKING LOCKED

Okay. This is getting ridiculous. Keep refreshing, making a new channel now

STREAM SCHEDULE (FROM 4/15-4/17)

Jesus, took me long enough to get this up didn't it? Here's the rest of this week's stream schedule.

THURSDAY: 5:30pm - ???? (NOTE: Going to the midnight showing of the movie Kickass, so this stream will end around 10 or 11)

FRIDAY: 3:15pm - ???? (NOTE: It's likely that I may cancel/postpone this stream. If I do, I'll make an update.)

SATURDAY: TBD

PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE STREAM TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE! IF ANYTHING CHANGES, I'LL MAKE AN UPDATE!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/derpyderpydoo/old

NEW CHANNEL

www.livestream.com/derpyderpydoo/old

Get in here. Haven't talked to mal yet, so don't bother using the 40cakes link.

GOD DAMN IT

Yeah I was locked. Making a new channel now, so keep hitting f5!

STREAM TONIGHT (4/13)

Hey guys. Sorry I STILL don't have the damn stream schedule up. There will be a stream tonight at around 5:00PM EST filled with brand new (but not really new) content! Don't miss it!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

STREAM TONIGHT (4/12)

Hey guys. Stream will most likely start around 5:30PM EST today. Sorry I haven't gotten my stream schedule up yet, but I still don't have my work schedule. I'll post it probably sometime today.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

STREAM TONIGHT (SORRY)

I posted this an hour ago, but it didn't fuckin update, so sorry about that. There's a stream tonight: Reservoir Dogs. Get the fuck in here!

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

CHANGE OF PLANS!

Hey guys. Sorry to say, but I ended the stream MUCH earlier than I expected. I need to head home and take care of some stuff, as well as hang out with some people. The stream SHOULD start up again around 10PM EST, but it could be later than that. If anything changes I'll try to update.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

FEW THINGS

First off, Mal fixed my 40cakes channel so go to this link and check it out!

tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

Second, The stream will start at 2PM EST. I need some recovery time from last night before I stream.

Third, stream schedule won't be up until later today. I'll let you all know in the chat once it goes up.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

NEW CHANNEL

Hey guys. Got back a tad early, but I'm still not gunna start the stream until 4PM EST. Last channel was locked, which reinforces my suspicion that Livestream is monitoring my LJ. New channel is here:

www.livestream.com/turkeyhandle/old

Don't go to the 40cakes link yet. I haven't talked to Mal yet.

-PORKSLOPE

UPDATES AND SHIT

Hey guys! Just figured I'd let you all know what's been going on. There's a few new things happening with the channel. The old 40cakes link (40cakes.com/tv/?3) is still up, but I'll be abandoning that link soon. It'll still be up and running for anyone who wants it, but Mal has set up a new 40cakes link, which has a Procaster style chat which I think you guys will like. It allows mods, so you won't have to use the new channel layout anymore. Of course, you'll still have to log in to use your mod powers. To do that from the new 40cakes, just click the login button at the bottom of the chat. According to Mal, he's still working on the new channel layouts for both his channel and mine. I'm not sure exactly what all he's going to add to it, but I'm sure it'll do nothing but make the channel more awesome! My new 40cakes channel is here:

tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

It doesn't have a link to my content list or my blog, and it doesn't have quick links to other 40cakes channels. However, this doesn't really matter since Livestream keeps fucking up the 40cakes channels anyways. There's a stream tomorrow at 4PM EST, so stop by!

If the new 40cakes link doesn't work for some reason, go to the old 40cakes link and let me know so I can talk to Mal about it.

-PORKSLOPE

http://tv.40cakes.com/porkslope

http://livestream.com/ataridumbledore/old

WILL BE LATE!!

Hey guys. Stream today was supposed to start at around 5:15PM EST, but I need to go get cigarettes right after class. I'm hoping that the stream will start by 6PM EST. Could be earlier, could be later. Also I have more things to update about, but I'll post about that later.

-PORKSLOPE
http://tv.40cakes

HELLO!

Welcome to the new blog! In case you didn't know, I has the suspicion that livestream was monitoring my LJ, so i switched to here! This is where I'll be making all updates regarding the channel until further notice!

-PORKSLOPE

http://livestream.com/ataridumbledore/old